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At first glance, Grimaldi’s seems to nail it. Dough made in-house, cooked in a coal-fired brick oven, to a beautiful golden-brown crust. What’s not to love? Turns out…there are a few things.

My partner-in-dine, our mini, and I went to check out Grimaldi’s this last weekend. When we arrived, I realized that there were very few windows and some were even covered up for some reason. That coupled with the Classic American-Italian hits on the radio, I guess they are really going for that old and dark Italian restaurant vibe.

Their menu consisted of pizza and calzones along with some standard italian style starters. The pizza came in 12”, 16”, and 18” sizes and you could choose from 24 different toppings. We opted for a 12” Brooklyn Bridge, and a 16” Margherita.

The first to arrive was Margherita. It was absolutely gorgeous and was pretty excited to bite into it. The excitement left pretty quickly though. The structure of the pizza was great. The crust held up on the fold-test (fold your pizza in half and it shouldn’t have any problems holding up the toppings), it was crisp on the outside, and light and fluffy on the inside. But it didn’t taste like anything. There was just very little flavor to it. Like white Wonder Bread or something. All I could taste on the crust was the flavor of the oven. That little hint of charcoal.

Where the Margherita did shine, was it’s sauce. Well…the flavor of the sauce anyway. It was very slightly sweet and had a nice acidic bite to it. Lots of oregano and basil flavor, which I love. But there was just so much of it. I’m pretty sure they spread it around on the dough, then put the toppings on, then put more sauce on top of that in little splashes. When you fold the slice and take a bite, sauce oozes out. Not drips, like a wet soggy greasy pizza. Just kind of squishes out. Next time I go, I’m definitely going to ask for light sauce, or just ask them not to splash extra on top.

The mozzarella wasn’t anything special. I’m pretty sure it was just your run of the mill low-moisture mozz. It was pretty dense, in perfect slices, and didn’t have much pull to it.

The second pizza, the Brooklyn Bridge pizza came next and I didn’t have high hopes for this one. The toppings were red peppers, creamy ricotta, and italian sausage. It looked like, and was, a mess. The toppings kind of had this weird porridge-like texture. It was very thick and wet. You couldn’t really identify the sausage in texture of flavor. The predominant taste was a blandish ricotta with some peppers here and there, or maybe it was a sausage, I’m not sure still. The dough was more of the same, and again too much sauce which I’m sure contributed to the mess on top of the pizza.

Verdict:

I wanted to review this place first because I think it’s what a lot of people in this area think of when they want something different than your run-of-the-mill pizza and they want a “good” pizza. And I think that this is a great “gateway-drug” into what fantastic pizza could be. It’s leaps and bounds better than most pizza chains I’ve ever been to but there is plenty to improve on.

If I was hungry at Legend’s or the marina, I would absolutely eat the Margherita pizza here. I would just ask them to hold some of the sauce. I wouldn’t get one of the “Chef’s Selections” again though. I think it was just way too much for this style of pizza and it muddied it up rather than enhanced it.

One thing is for sure, Reno has much better to choose from.

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On the face of it, it’s a simple question. What is pizza? We all probably have a similar abstract idea of what we call pizza. Dough with some red sauce smeared on it and some cheese melted on top. Sure, you can add more than that, but that is pizza in its most basic form.

What if you take one of those three ingredients away? Is it still pizza? Before I throw out my biased and haphazard opinion, I’m going to look at a brief history of pizza as told by Wikipedia…kinda.

I’m not going to get into super-old, 10,000 B.C., rock bread that Caveman Bob spilled woolly mammoth blood on but ate it still. Honestly, we can go back into a hundred different cultures and find a hundred different breads mixed with things…but none of it was pizza and I don’t want to talk about the great great great grandfather of modern pizza. I think we only need to go as far back as the father of pizza to get us where we are going.

Focaccia bread.
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In my mind, the father of pizza is a lovely Italian flat bread that is sometimes kneaded with spices, herbs, and topped with some olive oil and other ingredients. In it’s texture and size, it is basically a thick pizza dough. Same basic ingredients and preparation. And if you were making some pizza dough (look forward to my pizza dough recipe soon), you could and should make enough for your pizza and have some left over to make focaccia. So when did focaccia become pizza? That’s where the lines get blurred.

Most experts would agree that focaccia came before pizza but if you ask ten of them what the difference between the two is, you might get 11 different answers. In my opinion, it’s pretty easy. If the dough is less than half an inch and the toppings are on top, then it’s pizza. If the dough is thicker and the ingredients are mixed in, it’s focaccia.

And now we get into the stuff that fights are made of. When do the toppings make it something other than pizza? I have my own opinions about what does and doesn’t belong on a pizza (pineapple *cough, cough*) but I’m going to try to keep those to myself. We’ll go back to the opening paragraph.

Is pizza, in its most basic form, just dough with tomato sauce and cheese on top? It turns out, it’s not so simple of a question after all. If what makes pizza different from focaccia is just its thinner dough, temp, and where the toppings are, then maybe we can challenge our notion of what pizza is.

Cauliflower crust pizza
PHOTO: elheavio courtesy of imgur.com.

Is cauliflower crust still pizza? Why wouldn’t it be? Its dough is thinner and the toppings are on top, and it sure looks like pizza. Might not be what you or I picture as pizza but it might be what someone who is allergic to tomatoes and has a gluten intolerance pictures when they think about pizza.

That’s really what this post is about. Loving pizza in all its forms.

Pizza has very few rules. You can make anything into pizza as long as you follow those rules, and even though you might not love it, someone else might. That is what makes pizza so great! No matter how diverse it can be, it will always bring people together because there will always be a slice for you. Life without diversity is boring.

Don’t be boring,

Jay

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Hey guys and gals,

Welcome to my little corner of the internet where I share my perspective on pizza and what the Biggest Little City and it’s neighbors provide our pie-holes.

What qualifies me to tell you what pizza is good or isn’t good? Well, I’m no pizzaiolo but I worked at Round Table in the 2000’s as a delivery driver so trust me when I say I know what I’m talking about…

Honestly, I’m just a guy who’s passionate about food in general, but I’m extra passionate about pizza. I love everything about it. The way it smells, looks, tastes, feels in my tum-tum, but mostly, I love that there are so many great varieties of pizza and everyone one of them as good as the other in their own ways.

I’m going to aim for reviewing a new place every week or so, try to keep you up-to-date on pizza news in the area, and will probably throw in a couple extras like reviews on pizza places out of town when I travel and tips for making pizza at home!

Follow me through the good and the bad as I try all the pizza spots in our area and give you my unbiased opinions on them and why you should or shouldn’t spend your dough on the…wait for it…dough.

-Jay

P.S. – Shout out to Tony for the sweeeeeet logo.

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